Saturday, June 18, 2011

30-second sarcasm break

"The Brink literally grabs the reader by the throat and doesn't let go until the final page." - film producer Don Phillips.
      "Film producer Don Phillips needs to look up the word literally." - Me.

A few days ago, I walked into Wildwood Grill by myself and the hostess asked if I was meeting "another couple." Huh? Granted, I'm large, but it should still be fairly obvious that I am one continuous person, not two smaller, identically-dressed people standing very close together. For one thing, I only have one head.

Thank you!

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